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TITLE: 10 Things Murdock Would Have Hated To Hear (During the Episode, Without Reservations)

AUTHOR: Hannurdock

RATING: U

WARNINGS: OOC, fun, slightly insane!

STORY TYPE: List

CATEGORY: AU, Humour

LENGTH: One-Off

DISCLAIMER: The characters are property of Cannell and company. I just write about them. I don't make bags out of them!


This comes from that character building scene which has been cut. Here is my own warped version ;)

1.Murdock, I think this is the end. Cannell wants a tidy ending.

2.Would you like a cup of tea, Murdock?

3. Do you have experience of performing medical operations with implements from the kitchen, Murdock?

4.You really screwed up. Hannibal will kill you.

5.What's that beating noise? Phew! Its gone.

6.Murdock, can I have a Vodka, Martini and Scotch please?

7.Murdock, I'm going to be very sick all over you ...

8.You know that time we were both after the same girl, Lucy? I'm sorry, I slept with her five times whilst you two were dating.

9.Why is it always me to be shot? Why can't it be you for a change!

10.Murdock, this is extremely important. Its probably the last question I'll ever ask you ...... what was the name of the blonde who ran the ski resort again?