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TITLE: Lines BA Wouldn't Use .... Ever!

AUTHOR: Hannurdock

RATING: U

WARNINGS: OOC, nothing untoward. Just a bit of fun!

STORY TYPE: List

CATEGORY: AU, Humour

LENGTH: One-Off

DISCLAIMER: The characters are property of Cannell and company. I just write about them. I don't make bags out of them!


Seen as these proved to be so popular and everyone is adding such funny ones to the list, here is the next one.

10 lines I cannot see BA using under ANY circumstance ...

1.Gosh, what a to-do!

2.I don't like fighting, I'm more of a pacifist at heart.

3.This is my more ... feminine side ....

4.I'm trading my van in for a porche.

5.I've just taken up flying lessons!

6.We're going on holiday to Australia? Can Murdock fly us?

7.Order me a whisky and coke.

8.I've got rid of the Mohican hairdo, its so much easier to look after my hair now I've chopped the rest off.

9.I've pawned my gold.

10.I'm a closet teletubby fan!!