TITLE: Lines BA Wouldn't Use .... Ever!
WARNINGS: OOC, nothing untoward. Just a bit of fun!
STORY TYPE: List
CATEGORY: AU, Humour
DISCLAIMER: The characters are property of Cannell and company. I just write about them. I don't make bags out of them!
Seen as these proved to be so popular and everyone is adding such funny ones to the list, here is the next one.
10 lines I cannot see BA using under ANY circumstance ...
1.Gosh, what a to-do!
2.I don't like fighting, I'm more of a pacifist at heart.
3.This is my more ... feminine side ....
4.I'm trading my van in for a porche.
5.I've just taken up flying lessons!
6.We're going on holiday to Australia? Can Murdock fly us?
7.Order me a whisky and coke.
8.I've got rid of the Mohican hairdo, its so much easier to look after my hair now I've chopped the rest off.
9.I've pawned my gold.
10.I'm a closet teletubby fan!!